Running to my appointment, I met this girl named Alice. She was blond and wearing a blue coat. I didn’t have time to have a chit-chat with her. I took out my watch from my waistcoat-pocket, I looked at it and I said: `Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be late! ` I didn’t have time to have a chit-chat with her. I was going to be late to my appointment, so I hurried on. On my way, I have realized that the young Alice was following me, but I didn’t mind, for I have a more important problem to worry about. However, after I arrived at my rabbit-hole, I jumped into it. Strangely, Alice followed and jumped into the hole as well. When the fall was over, I landed on a heap of sticks and dry leaves. I looked at my watch again and it was getting very late! I then started to run very fast to my destination. I must have gotten there on time. Moreover, after this long sprint, the young Alice lost trace of me. I wonder how she will get out… I really hope she will figure it out. I cannot help her at the moment as I have an appointment with my beloved wife. Later on, we must go to the mad tea party which lasts forever. But that’s not a problem, the party is fun. The real problem is that there are some really mad people over there. Now I understand why they call it the mad tea party.

Will I be seated next to Alice & the Hatter? I think I will, but there`s no telling what that will cause to happen. I get sleepy. Rather, I am sleepy now.
I admit I did not expect to be the entertainment for today's gathering. The story I have been asked to tell will never, I fear, come to an end. There are so many interruptions!
This is irresponsible behaviour. I don’t see how Alice can misunderstand my story! People fall in wells all the time. These little girls were lucky to have a place so quiet to learn. I wish I had a peaceful little place for a nap, myself!

Down the Hole

I was getting bored sitting next to my sister and doing nothing. I was wondering what was so interesting in her book with no image. Sigh....
Suddenly, I saw something running across our garden, searching for something.
-Oh! What is that? I said.
- What are you talking about? My sister replied.
- It`s a white rabbit.
The rabbit ran away from the garden. I followed it, leaving my sister alone with her boring book. Hold on! The white rabbit has a watch??!! It looked at the time and indicated me that I am supposed to be late. I don’t know what was going on, but I kept chasing that rabbit. It felt through the hole under our big tree. That tree was planted by my father and me when I was six years old. It was weird because I actually never noticed there was a hole there. Anyway, I thought the hole was not too deep, the rabbit just went through. I fell down.

Down there, I saw no rabbit but a locked door. There was a key on the table. I was through the door and arrived to another land. I met a Cheshire cat that didn’t want to tell me which direction to go. Anyway, I decided to meet the mad hatter.

The Mad Hatter hosted a tea party. The March Hare and the Door Mouse were present. I took a seat... They smiled at me and here went the conversation: ... (To be continued).

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